Sunday, May 4, 2014


Woke up at an unspeakable number this morning (but better than yesterday0.
I'm going to be even worse tomorrow, I know it.
Intake was green beans, tofu, and marinara sauce a little after noon, an apple at like 4:30, and then... fuck. Dinner was supposed to be green beans, tofu, and marinara sauce again, but then I went "oh, I mean, I'm planning on drinking a lot tonight, I should have a piece of bread so I don't absolutely destroy my stomach."
And we all know how that goes. Not one but THREE pieces of bread. One with mustard (good), two with peanut butter and raisins.
Intake is 1330 BEFORE the alcohol.
Fucking hell.
If I had stuck to my single piece of bread with mustard, it would have been 820ish.
Dumbass. Fatass.

Let's get drunk enough to puke?
Woohoo college, or something.

Hope you're having skinnier days than I am,
--The Dancer

(PS, thank you for the lovely comments on my last post. Love you all. Working through your archives. <3 )


  1. unspeakable numbers. le sigh. can't they leave us alone?
    peanut butter and raisins sounds like a weird combination. but also so nice. then again raisins and i are not friends.
    you're not a dumbass or a fatass. i love you.
    skinnier days than you are? puffffffffffffffffft.

    -Sam Lupin

  2. Urgh, I hate getting puke-y drunk. The whole point of eating the bread is so it doesn't make you sick :P It's definitely a good idea to stomach-line though. I hope you managed to have a fun night regardless. Tomorrow is a new day :)
    P.S, I'm glad to see you back posting! Missed you <3 xx